The Mission

The world economy is missing… possibly kidnapped! Last seen in September 2008, grave fears for its safety are held by many worldwide.

Recent reports paint a frightening picture, with unconfirmed sightings of the world economy throughout Eastern Europe, accompanied by what appear to be crazed former Wall Street investment bankers.

Some have speculated that the bankers intend to take the economy to the most sparsely populated nation on Earth, Mongolia, drive out the native people and create a Utopian Bankers Society where all of the world's wealth would be spent on extravagant business lunches, private jets, striped suits and ‘special massages’.

Fearing the imminent collapse of Western civilisation if the economy isn't found and returned soon, Kevin Rudd, Gordon Brown and Barack Obama contacted the only two blokes in the world they knew they could trust. The only two blokes with the knowledge and North Queensland-bred bush skills to track down where the economy is hidden. The only two blokes with the courage and audacity to rescue the economy from those who hold her and the world to ransom. Two blokes with enormous stimulus packages. Two blokes with the fate of civilisation on their shoulders...

These two blokes are Michael Whiteman and Peter Krogdahl!

In a moving ceremony on January 30th, 2009, Michael and Peter accepted their mission to save the world economy, at any cost to themselves, pro bono publico. With their extreme environmental conscience, they have selected the most economical vehicle on earth (the Nissan Micra), packed it full of as many WMDs (Weapons of Minimising Debt) as possible and are on their way!

No bailouts, no golden parachutes, no capital guarantees. Just two blokes in the subprime Nissan Micra on a mission to save the world.

They will not rest until they have completed their mission... in debt or alive. They are “broke for going"!!!